Daaaaaaaaaaaamned

In light of our discussion regarding how we speak to each other in the classroom, I am lifting the ban on insulting your teacher. Fire away!

However, all insults must be in Elizabethan English and taken from Shakespeare. So take your best shot at me, thou roguish tardy-gaited bladder!

The Shakespearean Insulter shall be your guiding light. Click the Insult me again button for other classic disses, and share what hurts me the most.

Enjoy, knaves!